40 Minute CYA

Press Briefing on Security Review - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.

If you want to avoid wasting over half an hour of your life, I can sum up that "briefing" with just a few observations:

1. It was everybody's fault so nobody has to take the blame;

2. They bragged about closing all the (wrong) barn doors - AFTER the terrorist cattle ran off - faster, harder and more thoroughly than any (wrong) barn door has EVER been closed (too late) before;

3. They're ramping up all kinds of tighter, more restrictive, more time-wasting, less logical, tactically stupid and blatantly impractical rules for AMERICAN airports, despite the fact that the bomber got on in AMSTERDAM;

4. They made no mention of the fact that only (amateur) terrorist incompetence and a Godsend of pure LUCK kept nearly 300 people and the flaming chunks of what used to be their airliner from raining down on Detroit on Christmas Day;

5. None of them had the grace and dignity to deliver an abject apology, then resign (much less engage in a richly-deserved self-evisceration);

6. They were absolutely ready to arrest the bomber as soon as he landed IN DETROIT since they figured out AFTER THE PLANE LEFT AMSTERDAM that the bomber was on board (but not a word to the air crew in flight about the terrorist being ON THEIR PLANE!);

7. And - despite being hounded by the oldest White House reporter in captivity (the venerable
"progressive" troll helen thomas) - they somehow couldn't manage to state WHY the terrorists declared jihad against us.

Uh, lemme give that a shot.

They hate America and the West so much that they're willing to blow themselves up just for the chance to kill us.

Any questions, napolitano?

And we were all supposed to believe that Pharaoh was going to make the world LOVE us and play nice.....

Now, that inspires just a BUTT-LOAD of confidence, don't it?


  1. They hate America so much they are willing to blow their nutsack off in order to kill Americans.

    "OK Abdul, here's how it's going to work. You hide the explosive in your underpants and when the infidel is close you spray them with a pink mist of cock and balls. Praise Allah you will kill a few of them and not just blow off your nuts."

    "Will the 72 virgins still want me in heaven?"

    "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

    "Well, let's go!"

  2. Thanks for the summary Touch, i saw the 40 minute counter on that thing and thought, shit no, i ain't wasting a minute on that dumbass napo....

    Heavens above that woman is as thick as a plank.

    I honestly don't know what it'll take for the west to wake up, given the islamists have been going at us for centuries now, it would seem nothing ever will. Perhaps it's a good thing that islam is so retarded and regressive, that way they'll never work up the methods to wipe us out.

  3. What is really amazing is that the administration continues to let these clowns go on the TV week after week. If they can't see the damage they are doing to their own political cause, how could the ever say why the terrorists hate the west, let alone figure out what to do about it?

  4. Well summed up there TS! The idiots are truly in charge of the asylum and nothing could prove the point better than the current White House administration which is always falling over itself trying not to let the real facts get in the way of their ideology!

    AR...I liked that comment, a good belly laugh!


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