From Turkey comes news that a less than immaculate conception has occured in a prison, with two convicts in adjoining cells drilling a 9cm hole through the wall to enable the act; most of this sort of action occurs in the showers, but these facilities are a bit sparse in Asia Minor houses of correction it would seem.
Both were fined and a further 4 months added to their sentences for destroying public property; more suitable charges I feel would be one count of going armed to cause alarm, and for the other miscreant receiving swollen goods; no mention is also made of what was used to create the hole.
Turkey has a very liberal view of incarceration- certainly no western klinks I know of are co-educational, and glory holes are frowned upon by authorites.
I also note both are banged up for placing a bomb in a crowded market, which indicates some sort of fundie Islam connection- I wonder what assorted mullahs think of unbridled prison adultery? They're lucky they're in a secular pokey.
(Thanks to Bushy).
UPDATE Perhaps they should stop using this herb to season the tabouleh and they'll have a less pokey pokey- the side effects are clear for all to see.
Cross-posted at the Daily Diatribe.