Missing the trappings of office, former Grand Imperial Poo-Bah, Defender of the Faith, Protector of the Greater Iraqi People and humble functionary Saddam Hussein has urged Iraqis to be united, and to be careful who they vote for in the upcoming Iraqi elections.
Too right- we all know what they got last time they went to the polls.
The Ba'ath party has gotten in early, launching its campaign:-
Vote Ba'ath! You Know It's The Right Thing To Do*.
(Subtext*- we know were you live, and who your family members are. We still have plenty of pliers, acetelyne and a second-hand woodchipper. Can we count on you, or you won't be able to count using your fingers and toes).