Donnez-moi Les Bonbon, Pere Noel

A group of excited French teenagers, overcome with the spirit of the season, have celebrated the upcoming festivities by kicking the snot out of Santa, allegedly because he refused to hand over any more sweeties.

The French- is there any ethnic group better equipped for a bushwacking of an obese, myopic, unarmed idiot in a red suit? Unfortunately their skills don't seem to extend to getting feisty with visiting Germans.

Always quick to pick up on public sentiment, the French government has adopted this action as public policy.

(Cross-posted at the Daily Diatribe).

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