The wonders of choice

The Palestinians are getting their first taste of Democracy now, with freedom comes responsibility and accountability. You can vote for the bloodthirsty, you can rearm and clear the way for foreign jihadists, thats cool, but we can also elect not to help you along on this unique path to paradise.
The new Hamas-led Palestinian administration says its ministers will forgo their salaries until funds can be found to pay 140,000 public servants left without wages because of an international boycott.

Israel, Canada and the US have resolved to freeze contacts with the authority in the wake of the January 25 election victory of Hamas, an Islamic fundamentalist group which refuses to recognise the state of Israel or renounce armed struggle.
No need to panic just yet, I'm sure Eurabia will come to the rescue, you can always depend on those utopians to lend a hand, just drop the usual anti-American lines and mention something vague about a Euro 9/11 coming, racism, and they'll be reaching for cheque books real fast. Don't expect them to fight for you though, soft power is about as far as they will go.
The European Union is expected to make its own decision on possible aid cuts next week.
You can always try the brothers in arms too, I'm sure they'll be happy to part with their 'hard-earned' (expatriates working for generous sheikhs in air conditioned limos, pumping oil at $3 a barrel and selling it to the global suckers at $50 plus a barrel) petro dollars for your financial security.
Briefing journalists on the first meeting of the new cabinet, Mr Haniyeh said Hamas would be redoubling efforts to seek Islamic donors to make up for a budget deficit of over $US100 million ($138 million) created by the international boycott.
The new finance minister, Omar Abdel-Razeq, said his department expected to receive $US80 million from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait to help pay March salaries, but it was not clear when the money would arrive.
There is always the Iranians, if recent news reports are anything to go by, they are testing super duper missiles, flying boats and pretty soon they'll be going out into space and spreading their modest ways of life and fatwas on ignorant aliens in far away galaxies, while those fools at NASA are studying dirt on some red planet. I'm sure they'll be happy to fill your bellies with the taxes they collect from the infidel aliens.

The rest of us can only hope that when the pay cheque stops coming in, Palestinians pass on the Katyusha rockets for lamb kebabs. I hope they decide, after earning their dollars from hard work like the rest of us, against sponsoring some jihadist making a cafe stop on his way to paradise.

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