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The "Yes Minister" comedy in real life

He has been at the forefront of the Government's drive for austerity. But when George Osborne tried to save the Treasury a few pounds by buying the office Christmas tree from B&Q, his economical efforts were thwarted – by health and safety rules.

The Chancellor was told by a senior mandarin that if he ditched the usual £875 tree for a £40 DIY store specimen, the department's building suppliers would refuse to decorate or water it. Nor would they hand over a ladder for anyone else to do the job.

Mr Osborne announced in October that he was scrapping the £875 tree supplied under Labour as part of a Private Finance Initiative (PFI) contract. He vowed: 'I am going to go down to a local market and pay for a tree myself.'

But the Treasury's Permanent Secretary, Sir Nicholas Macpherson, who earns £175,000 a year, warned the idea would fall foul of the Government's contract, as well as health and safety legislation.

In a memo which resembled something from political comedy The Thick of It, he told Mr Osborne the Treasury was obliged to get its tree from Exchequer Partnerships, the PFI supplier. 'The catalogue had a choice of Hollyday, Indulgence, Enchantment, Icicle, or Decadence trees, or bespoke tailor-made trees, from £130-875,' he reported.

Sir Nicholas said he had asked the company 'about whether we couldn't buy a tree from B&Q for £40 instead of spending £900'. But Exchequer Partnerships warned that they would not help water 'an off-contract tree'.

And the senior civil servant added that there were concerns about 'how would we decorate the tree – EP are not obliged to lend us a ladder'. Sir Nicholas said Exchequer Partnerships 'also pointed out that they might have to do various health and safety tests on the tree and its decorations, which they would need to charge us for'. The company said it would need to carry out checks 'if we were using a ladder to decorate the tree'.

Sir Nicholas said there were important questions about 'who would go and choose the tree from B&Q' and 'how would we get the tree into the building from B&Q?'

And the contractors expressed doubts about 'who would dispose of the tree after Christmas, and how would we do this? Wouldn't we need a van? And a place to dump it?'

The Chancellor yesterday revealed a free tree was eventually donated by Exchequer Partnerships and has been adorned with £36 worth of decorations from Argos.

But Mr Osborne said: 'We couldn't overcome the health and safety rules. So in the end, the Permanent Secretary had to put the star on top because he was the only person in the building cleared to do it. 'Unfortunately, Exchequer Partnerships wouldn't provide us with a ladder so the Permanent Secretary had to get a chair from his office and stand on the chair.'

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