A reader comments: What about the HUMAN TRAFFIC LIGHT SNIPE?
Those GREENS TOO YELLOW TO ADMIT THEY ARE REALLY REDS !!!!
A word of explanation: In parts of the USA, a "snipe" is a fool or a blockhead and snipe hunting is sending someone on a fool's errand. The original snipe is a very elusive waterbird and only a skilled marksman (a sniper) has much chance of shooting one. Curiously enough, I own a car that is called a "snipe" -- a Humber Super Snipe. It is a British car and Brits are very fond of their "feathered friends" so name lots of things after birds. They even named a powerful steam locomotive after a duck! -- the "Mallard"
Posted by John Ray.