Un. Fucking. Believable

This was an article written by Michael Cooper (whose awesome talent is on display in the Cooper Archives over at The Asylum). I was absolutely gobsmacked that shit like this goes on. It is the perfect example of what happens when leftists are allowed to run around in society unexterminated, spreading their diseased influence. I would say enjoy, but I'm not sure that is the right term for it.

Americans are Spineless Pussies

If there is any lingering doubt that the vast majority of Americans (especially males) are nothing more than snivelling pansies, lets clear the air once and for all. Americans have become a nation of Metrosexual pussies, spoiled babies, and helicopter parents.

In a recent MSN article on new fatherhood, the author wrote about how more men than ever are spending time with their children. This is a good thing, and its certainly better than previous generations of work and golf-obsessed absentee fathers. However, in order to ratchet up the fag factor, the article highlighted the growing number of men who are becoming stay-at-home fathers. Even worse is the phenomena of male menopause and male pregnancy symptoms, where guys gain weight or feel morning sickness when their wives get knocked up. What a load. The article talked about a Canadian study of potential hormonal changes in men during pregnancy. Of course, the author neglected to document the predictable negative hormonal changes (and severe nausea) in women when they find out that the little boys they married want to stay at home and take care of the kids, leaving THEM to be the sole breadwinners.

It is a fact of life that women want to be taken care of. At minimum, they want a man who makes more money than they do and can also physically protect them. Liberals who claim to embrace science do all they can to ignore the reality that evolution (and not just societal values) make women attracted to men whom they feel are able to get it done. A man who cant earn enough money to support his family is likely to be (accurately) seen as a guy who cant get the job done in bed. So while the effeminate Super Dads lounge around at home and occasionally stop watching Oprah long enough to sweep up a few stray Cheerios, their wives are doubtlessly out there fucking clients, coworkers, and even the mailroom guy (because quite frankly, stay at home dads are ball-less pussies, and women have no respect for them).

As parents become increasingly feckless, so do their children. A shocking story in the Wall Street Journal this past April highlighted a trend that I had already suspected: young people entering the workforce (used to a lifetime of empty praise from dipshit parents) are completely useless, lazy, pampered, and expect praise for such things as showing up to work on time. As a result, there are now companies that specialize in providing balloons and confetti for employees who come to work each week (no I am not making this up). An even more shocking article in USA Today highlighted the growing acceptance of crying in the workplace (for MEN as well as women). I'm not talking about someone crying because they got a call that their mom died (or the predictable tears that many office gals shed when a beloved colleague leaves the company for greener pastures). Many people (again, men included) will shed tears over such issues as workplace stress, lack of guidance, or even computer issues. Whatever happened to hitting your computer and yelling fuck? Let me make it clear that a man who cries at my company (for anything less than a death in the family) will be ostracized as a fucking pussy and will be dropped from the company at the next convenient downsizing opportunity.

Finally, I just watched a story on CNN that solidified my belief that I will never be replaced in my job. In fact, I can pretty much cruise my way to a senior management position within the next few years without having to break a sweat. The pussification of America (combined with shitbag parents wanting to become their kids friend) has resulted in what is known as Helicopter Parents. As the name suggests, Helicopter Parents hover over their children every waking minute of the day. As a parent, I have witnessed this firsthand, but I never thought it would reach such levels of depravity.


Today, an increasingly large percentage of parents in America will actually call their child's COLLEGE PROFESSORS and get involved in such things as roommate disputes, professor grading systems, and even post-graduation job interviews. Yes, you read that last part correctly. There are many companies who actually accommodate parents who set up interviews for their adult children, who are well into their 20's. Un fucking believable, isn't it?

Again, let me reiterate that any douchebag who has his mommy call me to set up an interview will be summarily blacklisted from my industry. While some companies may tolerate this, most industries will not. Thankfully, I can still look to the young men (and handful of women) in the military to become the next generation of leaders. I would personally love to see a new reality show called Ball-less Metrosexual Spoiled Pussy Boys Get Punched in the Face by Ex-Marines." This would be similar to Donalds Trump's show, but when a young douchebag shows up to a job interview with his parents (and expects to be given a gold trophy for being only 10 minutes late and wearing his baseball cap in the right direction), the boss (an Ex-Marine) punches him in the fucking face, knocking out a couple of piano keys in the process.


At this stage, we can only hope...


I am almost lost for words...

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