Pub bans homosexuals!!

Got your attention didn’t it, can you hear it, the leftists pulling out their placards, tyranny, Bush=Hitler, HoWARd, no blood for oil… oops wrong protest, shame Australia, homophobia, gay rights, down with the Church, rights for Gays, Gay marriage. That’s right you can’t hear anything can you, that’s because I lied, in the heading that is, the pub didn’t ban gays, they banned straight folks, you know the other alternate lifestyle group, heterosexuals.
A MELBOURNE pub catering for gay men has won the right to refuse entry to heterosexuals in a landmark ruling at the state planning tribunal. The owners of Collingwood's Peel Hotel applied to ban straight men and women to try to prevent "sexually based insults and violence" towards its gay patrons.

The Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal last week granted the pub an exemption to the Equal Opportunity Act, effectively prohibiting entry to non-homosexuals. VCAT deputy president Cate McKenzie said if heterosexual men and women came into the venue in large groups, their number might be enough to swamp the gay male patrons.
Can you hear the crickets chirping, oh the silence is oppressive and no marching down George Street banging drums and wasting everyone’s time is there. By the way the ban applies to lesbians as well, oh dear, what will the leftists do now, are some group’s rights more equal than others?

Just wondering, how are they planning to police this gay-only entry thing, if a couple of gay-bashers turn up there wearing tight pants with floppy wrists, is that ok, perhaps there is some sort of Gay id-card that I didn’t know about.

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