A passing odor..

Does anyone lie awake at night wondering what Osama Been Laden is up to these days, does anyone pay any attention to the ranting of this aging flea, apart from the authorities hunting him, and rightly will hunt this rat till he is cornered and the boot heel is brought down.

Gone are the days when we were told to be quaking in our boots, video clips of him firing a rusty old AK and waffling on about paradise and wagging his finger at us. Since then he and his band of fearsome mighty warriors have been bombed and burned out of their sophisticated tunnel networks, they have had to scatter with robes hiked up around their waists, while elite infidel units called in air strikes on their crapholes facing Mecca, or was it the other way around?

But every now and then we get a grainy tape or recording, delivering grim warnings, all whilst running like a field mouse trying not to draw the attention of a circling hawk. His latest rant does however give cause for concern, not among us infidels as nothing much as changed, war with the west, war against Islam, Zion, blah, Jews, blah blah, getting a bit tired now Been. His foot soldiers however, should be concerned.
Osama bin Laden issued ominous new threats in an audiotape broadcast Sunday, purportedly saying the West was at war with Islam and calling on his followers to go to Sudan to fight a proposed UN force.

"I call on mujahedeen and their supporters, especially in Sudan and the Arab peninsula, to prepare for long war again the crusader plunderers in Western Sudan. Our goal is not defending the Khartoum government but to defend Islam, its land and its people," bin Laden purportedly said. "I urge holy warriors to be acquainted with the land and the tribes in Darfur."
They have every right to say, What the @#$% Been? Not sure if Been has picked up a paper in the last 3 years, I understand the paper boy might be unwilling to deliver to a different cave every day, but get with the program Been, there's a war going on in Iraq. Been's loyal followers have braved the weather, deserts, hunger, thirst, UAVs, angry marines, terrible thrashings at Falluja and all other major battles to infiltrate Iraq's borders to kill their fellow Muslims and Been now tells them to pull out and go to Sudan!!
In Washington, US intelligence officials said bin Laden is separated from his top deputy and, in a sign he has to be careful about whom he trusts, surrounded by fellow Arabs. His No. 2, Ayman al-Zawahri, is hiding in a more settled area along the border, also surrounded by al-Qaida operatives from Egypt, the officials said.
Thanks a lot Ayman, you get to live in a settled area, warm bed, warm falafels, virgins etc, while I try to figure out which way Mecca is.

Yep, didn't think that Texan would stay this angry this long did you Been, thought this would all blow over in a few years, didn't you, what is a year or two in a cave ey, dead or alive Been. As for the boycott, can you set an example by extending that to the whole infidel world, start by throwing out that, Made in Japan/Taiwan, tape recorder of yours Been.
In the message broadcast Sunday, bin Laden also called for a global Muslim boycott of American goods similar to the recent boycott of Danish products after the publication there of caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.

He also said the artists who drew those offending cartoons should be handed over to him for trial and punishment.
Happy to oblige Been, this is one request we insist on personally handing over to you, in fact as a sign of solidarity on this issue, I'm sure we'd be happy to also hand over the cartoonists insulting Jesus Christ, also one of your prophets. Now if you could just forward your coordinates to our people (and don't fret over the accuracy, I think we already allow a 6-10m margin of error), we'll get on it soonest.

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