Via Al-Jazeera, Iran announces it has succeeded in infiltrating ‘suite case’ nukes into both Melbourne and Sydney (and other soft target Western cities). These weapons are primed and ready to detonate on command, and have been so armed by the New Jihadi Warriors of the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH).
We have no reason to believe this is a fiction - quite the opposite.
By decree of fatwa, delivered by the Grand Ayatollah, we, the infidel people of Australia, are required to immediately submit to Sharia law and the Islamic Republic’s new Pan-Caliphate Council.
What do we do?