Global Warming - A cool summer ahead folks

FOX News - Average global temperatures in 2008 are forecast to be lower than in previous years, thanks to the cooling effect of the ocean current in the Pacific, U.N. meteorologists say. The World Meteorological Organisation's secretary-general, Michel Jarraud, said it was likely that La Nina, an abnormal cooling of sea surface temperatures in the Pacific Ocean, would continue into the summer.
Oh really, so did we bastard humans buy fewer cars, chew through less oil, prosper a little less in the last year? China, still banging away. India, yep them too. America, hiss-boo, still hasn't signed Kyoto, those selfish sons... no wait, they haven't signed it, to the consternation of many a loony leftie, but the temperature hasn't risen since 1998. Maybe is was all those light-headed, well-meaning fools, turning off their lights and holding hands, singing kumbaya around candle-lit picnics or something.
If the forecast holds true, global temperatures will not have risen since 1998, prompting some to question climate change theory.
So evil, capitalist America didn't usher in the dark lord and his flaming coals after all. Perhaps it was because our glorious leader Kevin Rudd finally dragged wretched Australia out of it's racist, fascist past and signed onto Kyoto. But wait, he only signed it a few months ago and the searing, unbearable heat stopped in 1998. There has to be some other explanation, we can't just let those bastard humans prosper merrily.
...but Jarraud insists this is not the case and notes that 1998 temperatures would still be well above average for the century. "La Nina is part of what we call 'variability'. There has always been and there will always be cooler and warmer years, but what is important for climate change is that the trend is up."
Yeah, up or down, who cares, it's just moving and you bastards must pay, that's what it is important. Gaia demands it, her prophet the Goracle has spoken, you must pay one way or another.

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