Just die already

Come on Fidel, just do us all a favour and kick the bucket will you. I know you’re not looking forward to it but your maker certainly is. There’s someone else really itching to get hold of your tired old ass too, someone who is diametrically opposed to pretty much all that our maker believes in. He’ll be so happy to finally see you, so will your old buddy Che, he’s been looking for someone, anyone to pass on his unwelcome favourite status for so long now.

Look at it this way, you’ll be doing a lot of good too, sure there will be leftists all over the place wailing and holding candle light vigils. Heck, a number of them might even commit mass suicide so there will be less demand for illegal drugs, welfare queues will shorten, tax payers worldwide will feel lighter. Not to mention the environment will do better with the reduced amounts of carbon emissions and other noxious gases emitted by these leftists. And last but not least, it’ll give me a good reason to celebrate.

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