Hang on to your wallets folks, extra cheese comin' up

Bit more of a fake tan to go with that cheesy smile and you'd have to think, slippery used-car salesman. So John Edwards is proposing "birth to death" ey, over in Eurabia, they call it Cradle to Grave, with many Eurabians looking to go elsewhere, after having their fill of it.

Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards said on Sunday that his universal health care proposal would require that Americans go to the doctor for preventive care. "It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care," he told a crowd sitting in lawn chairs in front of the Cedar County Courthouse. Edwards said his mandatory health care plan would cover preventive, chronic and long-term health care. The plan would include mental health care as well as dental and vision coverage for all Americans. "The whole idea is a continuum of care, basically from birth to death," he said. Edwards, who has been criticized by some for calling on Americans to be willing to give up their SUVs while driving one, acknowledged Sunday that he owns a Ford Escape hybrid SUV, purchased within the year, and a Chrysler Pacificia, which he said he has had for years. Source.

That last bit about him owning two SUVs while demanding that Americans give up theirs, now, now, settle down, no need to label him a hypocrite, he's allowed to be, he's a Liberal, so no standards or morals to live up to.