Nuke the Whales*!!

That ought to get the eco terrorists all riled up. First the nuclear haters and doomsayers were against having an inquiry into the wretched thing, yes an inquiry in whether we should have one.

When their protests were blown to pieces, they start crying that the task force that will conduct the inquiry actually has people on it who happen to know something about Nuclear Physics, that Howard can be so thick sometimes.

After all if we were to have an inquiry into something on NSW health, its best to get seal hunters from the Alaska to run it, don't worry about doctors and experienced HealthCare professionals, what the hell would they know.

If GM and Ford are looking for new model designs or what performance criteria are needed for their performance car division, best to fly in the bushmen from the Kalahari Desert in Africa, don't worry about the engineers and designers who wasted many years studying and poring over designs and technology.
The former Telstra chief executive, Ziggy Switkowski, a nuclear physicist and board member of the Australian Nuclear Science and Technology Organisation, said his academic and commercial background suited him for the role.

"I don't think that having a nuclear physics background should be interpreted as orientating me towards being pro everything to do with nuclear. I approach this review with an open mind," he said yesterday.

Mr Howard yesterday further deflected allegations of bias when he announced the remaining three members of the six-person taskforce.
Perhaps the Nuclear haters will only be appeased when the inquiry is conducted by Green peace, Bob Brown and Kerry Nettle.

Speaking of Bob Brown, anyone catch him on tele the other day, at the foot of the snowy, shamelessly celebrating the saving of the snowy from privatisation. I thought Greenies were against all dams, who cares about the frogs when there are a few votes at stake.

But coming back to the Nuclear issue, personally I'd be happy if they put one of the wretched things smack bang in my suburb, the masses will be terrified out of the neighbourhood [don't blame me for believing in the hysteria], property prices will plummet. Perhaps then I can afford something in this supposedly 'flat lining' property market.

To top it all off, maybe I could get a job as safety officer at the nuclear power plant, eat doughnuts, drink beer and blog. What'll be really fun would be driving past the greenies and eco terrorists protesting and squealing outside the gates every morning in some terribly anti-social gas guzzling SUV. Fly the American flag every now and then, now that'll really get em riled up!!

* Just kidding, I'm not in favour of nuking whales, its just a shameless attention grabber.

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