The Dick Head Archipelago

Well, there’s one thing, I think, that can be said about the Indonesians without equivocation. They’re a bunch of ill-educated, uncivilised and ungrateful bastards, and I’ve had a gutful of their bloody raging.

Terror threat for Nias ceremony

A SERIOUS terrorist threat hangs over this Sunday's memorial service for the nine Australians killed in last year's Nias helicopter crash, with the Department of Foreign Affairs warning of a "very high threat" of an attack somewhere in Indonesia that day.

The new fears come amid heightened anti-Australian sentiment across Indonesia following Canberra's decision to grant visas to 42 Papuan separatists.
Oh yes, heightened anti-Australian sentiment. Horror sentiment. We’re clearly evil. We granted visas to a bunch of Papuans (rather than leaving them to your tender mercies - recall Balibo and all the rest). Truly shocking stuff. Provocative, and clearly branding us as deserving of yet another good bombing at the hands of yet another jabbering and illiterate Islamofascist nut job.

Just piss off, you ridiculous, tin-pot tossers.

In the past week, Indonesia has withdrawn its ambassador from Canberra in protest, nationalist demonstrators defaced the walls of the Australian embassy in Jakarta and the media there has accused Canberra of trying to foment rebellion in Papua. The DFAT advisory did not specify the source of intelligence reports about Sunday's possible terrorist strike.

However, the heightened warning coincides with the lead-up ceremony for the Nias helicopter victims.

The Australian navy is taking about 30 relatives of the victims to the crash site, ferrying them on a C-130 Hercules and HMAS Tobruk.

The nine died after their Sea King helicopter crashed during a rescue mission following a massive magnitude 8.7 earthquake on Nias last April.
Yes, that’s right, these people gave their LIVES trying to help Indonesians. Trying to help you ungrateful turds. So now you want to attack a service commemorating the sacrifice these people made? A sacrifice that was clearly, given this proposed payback, entirely undeserved (and clearly ill advised).

Fuck you, Indonesia. Seriously.

Update: in other news,

. . .Indonesia has recalled its ambassador to Canberra, postponed an agreement on jointly fighting bird flu, and angry Indonesians have protested outside the Australian embassy in Jakarta.
Who, I ask you, faces the greatest risk of an epidemic from a bird flu outbreak? Who, I ask you, has the most to lose from 'postponing' a co-operative agreement on fighting same?

I rest my case for The Dick Head Archipelago (and embellish on the theme): brutish, stupid, ill-educated, uncivilised, ungrateful bastards. There's an upside, though; Australia's bird flu strategy becomes awfully simple. At the first sign of outbreak, we seal borders and vaporise anything that moves on or over the Timor sea (and Indian and Pacific Ocean environs). Happy now, dick heads?

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