Rudd still a dud

Well, when it comes to the SWAT Womble, there's nothing like bipartisan hate of the disgusting little rodent to focus the attention in his inadequacies. Twas just a year ago, erstwhile political opposite Tim Dunlop found the mouth-breather's vacuous ALP leadership aspirations to be a little more than misguided hubris.

'Bloody hell, what a fuss about nothing. Literally nothing. Kevin Rudd calls a press conference, flanked by wife and kids, to announce he won't be running for leadership of the Labor Party because he doesn't have enough support. I'm now looking forward to all the other members of the Labor Party giving press conferences with their wives and children saying that they are not going to run because they don't stand a chance of winning. In fact, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I, too, will not be running for the leadership of the Labor Party.'


Clearly, Tim's not a fan. Put me in with the 'haters' too, if you will. From the March 2005 archives.

'Yet again, agitprop from the ill-informed. They admit that they know nothing of the situation, but are quite willing to pronounce policy edicts on aforementioned events. From this statment, it would be reasonable to infer that the ALP want to KEEP members of the ADF in Timor-Leste for at least another 12 months, and probably longer. How bad is the security situation Kevin? Do you know? When was the last time the border posts were attacked by militia and required Australian security forces to bolster the Timorese military and police? You don't know, do you?

Today's tip for ALP foreign policy spokes-people: Open mouth. Remove thy foot. Close mouth. Don't re-open mouth unless you know what's going on.'


Now the Womble of Waffledown Common invokes the history of Hitler's Nazi Germany to describe a federal ministry re-shuffle. Fucking charming little prick.

Opposition foreign affairs spokesman Kevin Rudd said Mr Howard's night of the long knives was sweeping out the moderates to form a far-right ministry.

"Howard is desperately protecting his own incompetent supporters, such as Alexander Downer, and at the same time launching a purge of Liberal moderates," Mr Rudd said.


3 senior Senators have resigned or been moved on and now it's being compared to Goering, Himmler and Goebbels constant grab for power under Hitler. Lest we forget too soon, let's revisit SWAT Womble's speech outlining his lack of leadership support within the federal ALP. Remember, this is just 12 months ago.

"We are the ALP, we are the alternative government of Australia, and frankly, right now, we are in a God-awful shambles,'' he said. "We need to patch this up straight away in order to lift ourselves out of the muck and become a viable alternative government for this country. This country deserves better than we are currently delivering.''

It's not often that both sides of the political divide see the same side of an issue, but on Rudd the dud's incompetence, Australians are united in their loathing for the SWAT Womble.

Crossposted@Bastards Inc.

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