Opposites clash

Anyone catch 'Wife Swap' last night, no I'm not promoting reality TV, not much of a fan of it, I prefer to live in the real world and find that more interesting. The reason I'm bringing this up, last night I saw the leftist world in all its glory, or should I say disorder and random noise. I haven't been exposed to many hardcore leftists, apart from the paranoid ranting of a Richard Neville and body odour wafting from the odd moonbat on a bus, I have largely (thank you lord) avoided their noxious fumes.

I happened to stumble upon 'Wife Swap' last night while flicking channels, what caught my attention was the two families involved.
For those of you who are unaware of this program, I'll give you the short version, wives from two different families trade places for two weeks, the families usually have different perspective's on life (eg. rich family vs poor family), so hopefully this is entertaining, the wives have to obey normal house rules in the first week and then get to set their own rules for the next week, some money probably swaps hands, they meet at the end, bitch and moan and that's about it, I think their objective is to improve the lives of the respective families and get the ratings up.

Anyway enough of that, in yesterdays episode, the families were from opposite political spectrums, one was pro bush, pro USA, pro American flag, pro family, husband was army, wife was airforce, Christian, conservative, religious etc pretty much everything the left would find uncomfortable. To better describe this family, if you were black or white, Christian and were being chased by Lebanese gangs or cannibals from centuries ago, and you stumbled upon this family in the middle of nowhere, you'd breath a sigh of relief.

On the other side, were the leftists, real hard core pacifists, anti war, anti America, anti flag, anti gun, anti knife, anti sword, anti bush, anti order, anti work, pro peace, yes pretty much anti everything, pro hand holding, pro choice, free thinkers as they put it, I think 'free loaders' is more apt. If you stumbled upon these merry folk with the above mentioned Lebanese gangs and cannibals hot on your heels, you'd turn around, look for a tree branch and take your chances with the gangs and naked cannibals.

Lets start with the conservative family, there were some issues, like a bit too much discipline, the mom was trying to be perfect, the dad worked too hard, the kids (around 5 or 6, not sure) were so well behaved and neat (I could learn a thing or two from them), the place seemed to be run like an army camp, neat, orderly, disciplined, which is not entirely a bad thing. Overall 3 main things that needed a bit of work.

The pacifist family, the grandparents (Jewish) were pacifist and the children and grand children, took after them, a generation of pacifists (I guess it must work), two boys, the eldest (16 or 17) seemed to have a different father, the younger one (about 13 or 14) wasn't in the picture after the introductions, he was nowhere to be seen, perhaps he didn't share the whole pacifist, peace thing. The parents stated they raised their kids to be free thinkers, to question everyone and everything, the woman who appeared to be a bit free in other ways, believes that Bush and Co need to be tried for war crimes, oil pipelines etc, nothing about other tyrants around the world though, after its all Amerikkka's fault anyway, they ran their home like a true leftist democracy, no respect for anyone, no rules, question at will, do whatever you want to.

The result, the teenager, whom I shall call parasite, didn't believe in the school anymore, it was too authoritarian and didn't allow free thinking, I think he dropped out and I think its safe to say he was already home schooled on the evils of the Bush administration, he appeared to be pierced in several places, and only bathed occasionally, the house was a mess, old dirty clothes everywhere, and I wouldn't be surprised if there were several other creatures inhabiting their merry forest. Everyone made their own food and chores were shared equally but few were done, the husband, who is not a father, because he has no balls, has no respect from the kids or his wife, plays the role of a male pacifist and occasional sperm donor, the mother seemed to live to bring down bush and spread peace around the world (good luck on both), generally they didn't appear to be useful citizens, they didn't seem to hold jobs, no indication of paying taxes or contributing to society, they didn't fly the American flag outside their home, instead some rainbow coloured thing in support of homosexuals, I don't know how much more support they need.

First Week
For the first time in her life, the pacifist mother had to cook and clean for the family, breakfast for the kids and dad, she had to put up with bush memorabilia and toy guns and war planes, she didn't handle it well. But the kids were well behaved and so was the father.
On the other side, the teenage parasite reduced the poor Christian mother to tears, disrespected the flag, mocked her Christian beliefs and called her an ignorant American, and all the while demanded that she respect his beliefs and his point of view, all this while the male pacifist stood by idly, let me just say if I was in that room, the first words that parasite would have heard would be "You a pacifist boy", last words "lets test your beliefs".
The mother was forced to attend a peace rally, with other moonbats, but she handled herself very respectably and with dignity, she didn't get into a slanging match with the moonbats, no shrieking or braying.

Second Week
This is the part where the wives get to change the rules; the family has to do what she wants. Pacifist mom, decides to drop all rules, reduces the children to tears by taking away all their plastic guns, war planes and anything that remotely promotes violence, no one can defend themselves anymore, the children are made to draw peace signs, flowery things all round, (which they enjoyed by the way), the father is asked to stop overtime (the poor fellow was doing 14-16 hour days everyday) and spend time with the kids, which he does without protest and I think is a good thing. The pacifist mom also insisted the father hold a peace vigil and write a speech denouncing war, I found that really offensive, its like ordering Tiberius to praise leftists or me to denounce John Howard and Australia, asking people to go against their beliefs, so much for leftists respect for all beliefs. But the father and children listened to her and did as they were asked, no talk back or fighting or complaining, a real example to all of us.
The crazy woman was even waffling on at a peace vigil she insisted on holding at their house, there were some republicans there who didn't agree with her but they respected her beliefs and they debated politely, something that might have been a shock to the woman more used to the usual screaming at moonbat gatherings.

Conservative mom didn't have any such luck, she wasn't asking for a gun club gathering or firing weapons into the air or something, all she asked was for the American flag to be raised and to pledge allegiance to the flag, rules in the house, some cleanliness, respect and dignity, she got talk back, shrieking and braying from the free thinking parasite, some of his abusive and hateful comments included -
You are an ignorant American, Jesus was a carpenter that talked a lot, what evidence is there that God exists, the bible was just a book that was written a 100 years after the carpenter passed on, America being a fake democracy and the whole country should be broken up and burned, your just listening to propaganda and can't think for yourself, fascist pigs in Washington.
He wouldn't pledge allegiance to the American flag, braying something about violence, Saudis, oil (his cars and schools buses travel on fruit juice), corporate profits, native Indians etc, I was surprised why he still chooses to live in such a hateful place. All the poor woman got was hate and anger from the parasite, indifference from the pacifist male and gratitude from him for ironing his clothes and cooking him warm meals, something he probably never got from his useless wife. The second kid didn't feature anywhere in the program, I suspect he is waiting to turn 18 so as to bid farewell to his family, perhaps join the rest of society, holding a job, paying a bill, that sort of far-out thing.

Final Meeting
At the end of it all, the parents meet and talk over what happened and what their opinions of the other families were, the pacifists couldn't stop braying about the evils of the bush administration, the conservatives learnt that a bit of fun and additional family time is a good thing for kids, the conservatives laid it out for the pacifists, you raised a child that believes in nothing, and is disrespectful and hates his own country, they were spot on. All the pacifists could do was quarrel back and say he believes in people and they needed to work on respect in the family, so much for learning from it.

All I could see was the pacifists learnt nothing, their house would never be any cleaner, the parents got no respect from the kids, they probably lived up to their pacifist parents expectations, raised a parasite that would never contribute to society, probably never hold a job, would smell, never pay tax and would only seek to undermine the country that gives him the freedom to burn its flag, highly advanced parasites.

What I learnt from the conservatives, is that our patriotism and love of country needs improvement, these people were true patriots, they really believe in doing their bit for the country as opposed to living off the country, they love their country and its people, they honour the soldiers that died for their freedom, they are prepared to die for their country and America is lucky to have them as its citizens.

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