"This is completely unacceptable. Clearly Canadians need the protection of the federal government in protecting them from accidental falls. Both the Conservatives and NDP refuse to acknowledge the seriousness of this situation."When pressed for details on his proposal Martin threatened to ban stupid questions.
"If re-elected I promise to introduce legislation banning the act of falling down. It is obvious that Canadians do not possess the ability to protect themselves from this very real and dangerous threat."
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