**WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!** Superhero, tank threatened...



In what has become an increasingly dark day for Coalition forces in Iraq, A Western Heart has just learned that forces loyal to terror mastermind Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi have captured Gotham City crimefighter Bruce Wayne/Batman, and are threatening him with death via M1 Garand, photon torpedo, and Tyrannosaurus Rex if all Iraqi prisoners - including former President Saddam Hussein - are not released within 72 hours.

A picture - provided by Zarqawi's Monotheism and Jihad terror group - appears to show the Caped Crusader - hands raised in a surrender posture - surrounded by a member of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team - his M1 Garand rifle aimed squarely at Batman's head, the Starship Enterprise (NCC-1701A), and a large, carnivorous dinosaur. The picture is provided below, and sources at CBS News have confirmed its authenticity.



Another picture, also just delivered to this blog, shows what appears to be a US M1A1 Abrams Main Battle Tank, threatened by Voltron. Our sources are still working to confirm the authenticity of this picture, but Zarqawi's group released another statement a short while ago, that may allude to the circumstances reflected in this new photo:



In the name of Allah the Merciful, our forces have struck at the infidel's tanks, and have confronted them with the mightiest of all weapons. Should the terrorist occupiers choose to disregard our warnings, we will have no choice but to form Blazing Sword, and slice the infidel armor in half, insh'Allah.


Cross-posted (mostly) to Exultate Justi

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