The President's a chimp? How frightfully decent of you to say so

The Sydney Morning Herald's genial-1970's-comedian-turned-bitter-partisan-hack Mike Carlton tried to analyse why Labour's Julia Gillard got nowhere with her leadership ambitions:
To complete her eclipse, we were reminded again and again that Ms Gillard is in fact female, a left-winger, red-haired, unmarried and childless, and therefore, no doubt, subject to all sorts of dizzy hormonal impulses.
I think the "left-winger" bit was enough to ensure the lack of support, Mike. ("We were constantly reminded that Mr Smith was red-haired, unmarried, childless, and an animal-strangler, as though his hair colour had anything to do with the position of Head of the Committee Against Animal Cruelty").

Mike's ego forces him to inform us that his previous article has been discussed by left-wing bloggers. Bloggers, eh? Ignorant nuisances when they're right-wing, but Mike's tingling with excitement when they're lefty:

Last week's column about the vile George Bush and his equally vile inaugural extravaganza was picked up by a slew of American bloggers on the internet, zooming around cyberspace and provoking a truly astonishing response.
In that column, Mike frothed at the mouth over the $40 million cost of the inauguration. I don't suppose he would have baulked at Clinton spending that much - but maybe he's fallen for this month's "plastic turkey" myth, that it was the most expensive inauguration ever (debunked by Scott Burgess at The Daily Ablution here and here).
At last count I had 451 emails from the US in my Hotmail inbox... Those in favour were an intriguing cross section... Their prevailing theme was distress, anger and embarrassment, and an informed liberal decency.
Liberal decency? Let's take a look:
"You have captured an exact replica of our shameful leader," wrote a woman from Idaho.

"There are US citizens such as myself, in the tens of millions, who categorically oppose Bush, his gang, and the blatant violation of domestic and international law they perpetrate in our names," said a man in Pittsburgh.

"We in the States disappear into a neo-con sinkhole of Orwellian dimensions, apparently of our own choosing," arrived from Fairfax, Virginia.

Doesn't really sound like what I was brought up to think of as liberal decency. But then Mike says things like "this strutting Texan mountebank, with his chimpanzee smirk and his born-again banalities delivered in that constipated syntax that sounds the way cold cheeseburgers look". This makes him sound more like the strange, ranting men with metho bottles who my parents would point out were indecent. Perhaps Mike misheard his parents.
They were the voices of the America we used to know and admire, and it was a reassuring delight to hear them.
I'd like to know which Americans who we used to admire ever said things like "disappear into a neo-con sinkhole of Orwellian dimensions" or compared the American President to a vile chimpanzee. (I mean, I don't think Kos is ready to be added to the Mount Rushmore just yet.)

As well as the inevitable University types, Mike also boasts that he got e-mails from

any number of "ordinary Americans" from New Hampshire to Hawaii.
Not that ordinary, it seems, if they felt compelled to write of their hatred for Bush to an obscure columnist on the other side of the world.

Cross-posted at Blithering Bunny

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