Nobody move, or the idiot gets it!

Knifeman detained outside UN
A MAN who had a knife to his own throat has been taken into police custody in New York after walking up to the entrance of the United Nations headquarters.

I think they're still checking to see if he's one of the Middle Eastern delegates. Maybe if they'd waited long enough (for Al Jazeera to turn up, and after first ruling out the possibility of self crucifixion, which is something most people would pay to see), he might have shrieked a few Koranic versus moments before decapitating himself.
UN security called New York police, who 'got him under control and disarmed him', a UN spokesman said today.

Yes, but unfortunately the hostage didn't make it.
He said the man was believed to have been speaking Chinese.

Then again, he may simply have been practising the latest UN diplomatic techniques: holding yourself to ransom whilst babbling stuff no one understands. Heck - it works for them!

No comments:

Post a Comment

All comments containing Chinese characters will not be published as I do not understand them