Merry Deathmas!

Like the holidays weren't already sufficiently depressing. Now you have to face the grim possibility that you won't get out of them alive:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Christmas is the deadliest day of the year for Americans with 12.4 percent more deaths than normal, researchers said on Monday.

More Americans die from heart attacks and other natural causes on Christmas, the day after and on New Year's Day than on any other days of the year, the researchers reported.

It is probably because people are feeling too busy or too festive to go to the hospital over the winter holiday season, the researchers wrote in Monday's issue of the journal Circulation.

The researchers, sociologist David Phillips of the University of California San Diego and colleagues there and at Tufts University in Boston, found a 4.65 percent increase in heart deaths and just shy of a 5 percent increase in non-heart deaths over the 14 days spanning the December holidays.
Eat excessive amounts of food to escape the mind-numbing and soul-draining misery that is Christmas? Or munch on celery sticks and blow your brains out? It's a tough call.

Pass me that turkey wing, will you?

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